And talking of laptops; is this the most expensive ever?

This piece of cheap looking tat (i can only assume you have to be there) is the Tulip E-Go.

The Tulip E-Go Diamond notebook is inlaid with solid palladium white gold plates in which thousands (80 carats) of top-quality, brilliant cut diamonds have been pave set with surgical precision. The magnificent end result also incorporates a unique square cut ruby set in both Tulip logos and costs 283,000 Euros (US$355,000).

Apparently, E-Go stands for 'easy going' - I don't think my bank manager would see it that way.